THE GREAT PECKER CHECKER IN THE SKY Most men who have served in the Military know what a pecker checker is. Periodically men are lined up and told to unzip their flies and stick their peckers out. Very grave medical people walk with great dignity along the men who are exposing themselves. Before each man the doctors say, "Milk it down." Embarrassed at having to do so, each man pulls back his foreskin and pulls it back. I was told this was done to check for vernal diseases, but I stood a number of pecker checks, and I never saw a man pulled out of the line and told to report to sick bay. According to some of the modern theologians, on that great day in the sky, God is going to pull a pecker check. Those who haven't used their peckers correctly ain't goin to make it through the pearly gates. The greatest pecker sin a man can commit is to have had sex with another man. The question I have to ask is, "How many of us are going to pass that great pecker check in the sky?" Are all the theologians on TBN going to pass that last day check? From what I hear they can scare money out of their followers here on earth, but whether they pass the end test waits to be seen. I wonder if they shouldn't change their message from saved by grace to KEEP YOUR PECKERS CLEAN.